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One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.
Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O
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a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
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its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly
jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off
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Implying that someone else is crazy when they're merely pointing out your foolishness.
Willis: Don't you think you'd better put the lid on that blender full of gunk before you plug it in?
Lil' Fool: What you talkin bout willis? (as he plugs in the blender)
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Movie that contains the hottest male actor having intimate relations with small indian Oompa Lompas that sing gay overrated songs, witch by the way creep you out.
why you so tight hoe?!?
i got myself a oopa lompa up ma ass!!
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a candy coated, tenacious cock sucker
dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.
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A cheesy film with wierd songs that dont make sense to normal humans. Such as Oompa Loompa and the sickening Cheer up charlie. Advice to people who have seen the film. Watch the new one.
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