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Any phallus that you come across in a dream. It can be your own, it could grow out of your forehead, it could sprout out of the rose garden, one could very well be chasing you.
The flaccid dream cock soon became erect.
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A word which means a gay person, who has penis on his mind at all times.
Also Used very well in the film Team America: World Police by chris...'Surprise Cock Fags'
hey cockfag, stop bein a cockfag and look at some normal porn
Surprise CockFags
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A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.
Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?
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A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.
Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
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Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.
Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.
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A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.
Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!
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Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.
I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.
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