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Douche Bag

The definition of Douche Bag~ Rick Asselin, A completely useless, no good, worthless piece of shitt, lying, stealing Vindictive boyish less of a man, Ass kissing Snob, no life better off Dead Crap hole Gay lord, Sack of shitt Covered in Mutilated Monkey Ass Holes In a Firey Pit of burning deformed goats, no life, and Stupidest shitt that ever walked the earth.

My Mom's Soon to be Ex- Boy friend is a "Douche Bag"

by Heywood Jafookme March 7, 2010

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douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

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douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

by lancaster cock-knockers February 1, 2008

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Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.

You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "

by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009

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Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.

Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!

by THE Massinator May 26, 2017

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Ugly Douche

an Alfred E. Newman or the brother from "Everybody Loves Raymond" lookalike prone to pompous statements, idiotic arguing, eating ear crud and generally just being an asstard

"That kid who went to Ohio State is an ugly douche"

by UDDL November 16, 2005

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ska-douche

ska-douche created mid-2000 era by reminants of metropolitian towns on the north-west coast of the united states. this word was developed to be the ultra-word that covers the use of words such as; stoops, kook, blowin it, lame, gay, douche bag, fag nuts, nut face, dildo spray, retartd, zebratard, ect....
(pronounced; ska_douche)

usage; your friends does something stupid.....you say "SKA-DOUCHE!!!!"

by caleb Sutherland February 8, 2007

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