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Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.
Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?
Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
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Replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. Thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!
"Did you see Alvin got Facebook Engaged ?"
"Yeah, his profile said he's now in a relationship with Linda and there were two pictures of them together."
"Man, we better start planning his bachelor party!"
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A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."
Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."
Guy 1: ...
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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
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when facebook introduce something new
like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error
" Facebook must have got aids again....all its doing is error error i cant look a beth tolens new pictures of her fat selfout drinking dammmmmn FACEBOOK AIDS"
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Stupid shit that warrants execution or sterilization on the part of the inventor. GTFO my internets.
"OMG, facebook bingo!"
*bang*
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someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them
I Facebook stalkered your Girlfriend on facebook. P.S. she is cute
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