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When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.
My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.
I love petroleum jelly 🤤
Boy A: What’s that creamy goodness in your mouth?
Boy B: It’s petroleum jelly , …
Boy A: Can I try some?
Boy A Explodes.
A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.