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When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.
My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet
Noun - Informal / Slang
1. A euphemism for a solid poo
1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!
I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.
When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.
There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.
Its a fake lean and is made by putting soothers in lemonade and its act like a drug sometimes sleepy and euphoric and It can cause cev (closed eye vision) like shadows and shapes to happen. It makes your mouth fo numb and taste like medicine
Hey wanna make some jelly pot tonight ??
Yea fuck it sip it all. Day. In school has well