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Nerdy Jerk

A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.

That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.

A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.

That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.

Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters

by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020


Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages

Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”

by Акула May 31, 2020


jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014


Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 30, 2023


jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first

Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night

by Poprock56 May 11, 2017


Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go

Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?

by Merrickman2003 March 9, 2020


Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug

Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?

by ayeb0ss March 22, 2015