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A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"
The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
"I love pants pipeng washington"
Abraham Lincoln
When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes
Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes
When a dog smells a blown out pussy
He isn’t just sniffing, he’s checking for peter piping!
Pipes that are in the welding shop
Did You see the comfy pipes today?
~That double pipe party turned into double come squirt as I exhaled the crackercloud and released the brown newborn.