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While hooking up with a chick, drop a huge log on her chest and then titty fuck her with it
Oh man so I was watching Cool Runnings with my girl and I asked her if she's ever been introduced to the Jamaican Bobsled Team, she replied no, so I went ahead and fulfilled her wildest dreams.
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Person 1:Do you like Real Madrid?
Person 2:Thats my team.
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Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.
S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning
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Celtic 100% , rangers are just dirty bastards that have the most ugly stadium , celtic is the best and always have been
celtic is the Best Scottish Team
Bitches that just talk and play Clash Royale all day long while Reyansh abruptly leaves and dates Ananya but comes back and wants to suddenly do Core Values
Her: OMG what FLL team are you on?
Me: FLL Recharge Team
Her: Ew disgusting!
TC (team cynical) is a gaming clan that is better than team gold
When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.
Oh man, last night I had to sleep with me mum. I had to call in Wank team 6 and everything.