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When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.
When your fucking your bitch and you stick a Arizona tea can up her ass
Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night
When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass
Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night
The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."
grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch
bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?
When you get home on your birthday, and all your mates are banging your misses.
I had the best orange surprise party this year’s birthday.
The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.
He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.