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When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.
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Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future
"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"
"Oh juss my boyfriend"
A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.
That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.
It’s the turtle left behind. But he’s fast and fightsy and will double as your trolling motor if you are nice
I don’t know how we would’ve got home without that leftover turtle motor
a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady