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When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.
My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.
Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.
Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*
Cooper: Gina..
Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?
Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.
*call ends*
A word to describe one's poor internet.
Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!
A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.
"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"
A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.