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When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.
Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.
Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!
Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.
Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!
Of a person; having long thin lining of hair on the throat near his face. But not much on the face.
Look this guy is having a Bear Beard!
when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole
oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.