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A sport performed in Gloucestershire, otherwise known as "the land of sheep and potatoes" or "party central of the world", involving some old men in tweed jackets and tweed trousers rolling large pieces of cheese down steep hills. The winner is awarded a cheese trophy (yes i am jealous of him too).
This sport is highly dangerous and many people die from it each year. So only attend if you are a "hard core sports junkie"
Bring your own cheese.
"Hey Kate do you want to go to the cinema?"
"Nah, no can do Im going cheese rolling."
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To be overly inebriated or drunk. Might be used in place of the word hammered or smashed.
I drank so much, I'm so ham and cheesed right now!
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When walking potato walks in your house naked and screams "I am god" to your toilet then your brother need to take a shit, but accidentally poops in the potato, then the potato dies, so your bother makes french fries from the shitty dead potato and dies from excessive consumption of solid waste and you get blamed for your brothers death!
DAD IT WASN'T ME, THIS IS SUCH A CHEESE FOOT
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The nickname you give your uncircumcised friend who doesn't tend to shower all that well.
Hey man, have you seen Aidan?
You mean Cheese Head? I stopped hanging out with him, I couldn't get that cheese smell out of my nose for weeks!
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A person who is totally obsessed with stealing cheese.
A Fucking cheese thief is always stealing my cheese!
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The cheesy cum remnants found under the foreskin of a male corpse. Consumed by a munger, or collected in jars and then taken to a family social outing and spread on bread or scones. Many people engage in the practice of mung cheese harvesting, as it is a delicacy in many sadistic religions and can also be used to make perfume for ignorant rich people.
bring the jar, this one's got a good load of mung cheese.
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cheese from under "fumunda" my nutsack
"would you like some cheese fumunda my nuts?"
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