fucking you

It has the same meaning as 'fuck',but it is used in a conversation.

'Fucking you!'I shouted to Tom.

Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

you lose... a trillion dollars

what you say before blowing up a bi9n ladens taxi cab

wait here a minute..... you lose... a trillion dollars!

FUCK-A YOU

the term popularized by Jacksepticeye is generally used to curse out a nonexistent thing (i.e. life) or a living being (i.e. a jerk) to an insurmountable extreme, usually screamed at the top of ones lungs.

I was playing Unfair Mario, and I died so many times that I couldn't help but shriek "FUCK-A YOU, GAME!!"

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.