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Best mother fucker ever forever basically if you ain't him fuck you He is that great he even makes writing this heavenly godlike especially because it ain't written by some bitch cunt writing secret messages man with a huge cock wrote this that's why
Girl :* insensible garbage *
Guy : bitch Andrew nut oozing out your mouth you just bitch stalked him on the internet
Girl :* insensible garbage *
Guy :yeah I do think you can have his asshole babies when he rips you anally
Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.
If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.
a fucking asshole who only cares about his food and will leave you stranded with your ex.
girl - fuck you andrew
guy- what? youre the one who went
girl- because you didnt chase after me whatsoever. you stupid fuck
Andrew is at first very distant and rude. But once you get to know him he's actually super sweet. Not everyone gets to be friends with him. And if your a girl that likes Andrew don't try hard, because then he won't have feelings for you. When you try hard he'll think differently of you. Let Andrew be the first to make a move. Andrew is a great friend and if you become friends with an Andrew you will never forget him. If you're lucky enough to be his girl, then lucky you.
Girl 1: Is that Andrew! Girl 2: Oh my god it is! Andrew: walks away rolling his eyes. Girl 3: See's Andrew and shyly looks away. Andrew: Hey Girl3.