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noun; One who engages in the act of fully inserting testicles into his/her mouth and suckling them.
guy1:I saw Joey sucking some guy's nards the other day. He sure had a mouthful!
guy2:Wow, Joey is such a ball eater!
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A sport that is played by brown people and is similar to American baseball.
Raj is indian, thus he must play beta ball.
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A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
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This is a sexual act that consists of one taking the other's testicles (balls) into his/her mouth and sucking each one quickly and separately and spitting them back out, creating a pleasure-filled ball-sucking experience.
Michael particularly enjoys having his balls sucked on, so he loves it when his girlfriend performs the ball vacuum.
When it becomes boring in the bedroom, Randy and his girlfriend Elizabeth like to spice things up by engaging in the ball vacuum.
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A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.
Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.
Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.
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What your testicles or balls would "dock" against when getting oral sex. Chin.
guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.
guy 2: Excellent!
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a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.
Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.
Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute
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