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The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.
We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.
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An NFL team literally NOBODY asked for their stadium gets zero fans overall. Did I mention South Park poked fun at them ya know it’s a bad thing whenever South Park gets involved
Jimmy: who here is a Los Angeles chargers fan
Nobody:
Jimmy again: see that’s the problem
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When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.
Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.
Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"
Guys: "Fuck you Terry."
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a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.
Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.
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When you fuck a girl so hard
you R.I.P. that pussy
I was feelin so horny so i called Jenny and
i gave her a Los Angeles Massacre
i straight MURDERED that pussy
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Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
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AmazingPhil himself.
Phil is such a Smol angel bean. Too innocent. Too pure.
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