Brave Bird

When ur havin sex w/ ur girl in a really nice hotel and when u cum u throw her off the balcony into the pool

Mark: last nite at the holiday inn was DOPE

Mike: y tho?

Mark: I stubbed that bitty and then threw her into the OCEAN. Brave Bird, nigga!

Mike: lol

Mark: lol

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hairy bird

like midnight bird hairy bird comes out every 4 hours 24/7

all the little day birds go tweet tweet tweet, hairy bird goes slap, slap, slap, slap. all the little day birds like eat ,eat, eat, hairy bird likes slap, slap, slap....

( trying to keep this one clean )

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Bird on a stick

A term used when an extremely weird person walks by and you want to point them out to your friends without being rude.

Dude, we got a bird on a stick on the left.

Oh my god...

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Bird Floo

When a person makes random bird noises or exhibits bird-like tendencies.

"Well, if you look at this chart our stocks are doing exceptionally CACAW! CACAW! Prrrrrrrr! DAMN... Got got by that BIRD FLOO!"

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Shooting the birds

Shooting cum all over some girl during sexual intercourse.
also known as moneyshot or cumshot.

A: So what did you and her do last night?
B: Oh, you know, doggy-style, reverse cowgirl, and then shooting the birds.

I shot the bird with my girlfriend last night.

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little bird

That symbol used in ancient Egypt hieroglyphics that roughly translates to "douche bag" according to The Daily Show. It will make going to one of those museums much more interesting.

Hmmm...these hieroglyphics have a little bird and Dick Chaney, so that means Dick Chaney is a douche bag!

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jelly bird

A large fat birded typed pokemon.
or your best friends fat little brother.

Brett you are such a jelly bird.

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