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THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
the sweetest guy I've ever met. he is sympathetic and caring. overall a good person. god bless you.
wish Ethan the best in his future endeavors
An amazing guy who will doing anything for someone he loves, whether it be a friend or girlfriend. He seems like a nerd on the outside but once you get to know him he is one of the most loving people you’ll ever meet. He’ll shower his girlfriend in compliments and make her feel like gold. But he’s insecure and has huge self confidence issues, so make sure you remind him of how adorable he is. Anyone would be lucky to have him in their life
Girl 1: Hey is that the new guy? He’s so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, but don’t bother. Ethan's mine
A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.
Lindsay: who is that over there?
Breanna: that's Ethan I think he likes you