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The whole month of February, girls are not allowed to masterbate
John: Hey Jessica, are you ready for Fingerless February
We get drunk in cocktails 23 February, cause its national cocktail day!!!
Or Else you are weak and a rat
the entire month of february is dedicated to gordon freeman
it's freeman february
oh shit it is????
An entire month, dedicated to fuck till the end! It's like DDD Destroy Dick December!
Bf: Hey babe, it's FFF!
Gf: What's FFF?
Bf: It's Fuck Forever February!
Gf: Oh I'm ready! 😫
21 february is the national kiss your crush day
person 1: "kisses his crush"
crush: wtf
person 1: is 21 february😘
Happy 21 February can go to your crush and hug them (but ask them)
National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy
Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT