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First someone fills a bath tub with water, then lays in it with only their dick head exposed. They then proceed to pull a fly's wings off and place it on the newly formed cock island. As the fly runs around, the Tijuana Hat Dance is achieved.
Bill: Hey where did all the flies in the window go?
Sue: Oh Johnny caught them and took them upstairs, he said he needed them for a Tijuana Hat Dance.
Bill: A Tijuana what?
Johnny(muffled over the sound of water running): La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no quieres caminar.
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You score a facebook hat-trick when you write down "what are you thinking/doing?" box, then click "i like" and then comment on that what you liked and wrote about it...
when someone reaches that he or she should very proud of him/herself as if they scored acctual hat-trick...
"Hey you saw what a dusche bag Tomy is?"
"no, what he did?"
"he scored his fifth facebook hat-trick today!!!"
"wow, someone has his ego boost today!"
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Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.
"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."
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Taking the virginity from young men
I was taking the hat off from a 19 year old last night
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to eat your hat means to disgracefully, and shamefully, and embarrassedly, or pissed.offedly REALIZE you are wrong about something, or that somebody else was able to do something
like writing, singing, painting, posing, pimping, etc better than you can. kinda like having to eat your own words, but without you even having to say something first.
punked, topped.
"biggety small sack saw stinky dopey dawg's new vid
and his shorty, latanyaneesha told him "guess you gones to have ta eat your hat now, huh, bitch".
to which small replied "slap!"
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With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.
I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.
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A common phrase said by Americans in an attempt to offend Canadians. Must be pretty fucking embarrassing to be wearing a hat that's bigger than you.
American - Canada - America's Hat
Canadian - You dumb ass why the fuck are you wearing a hat that's bigger than you
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