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To take the first hit from a bong, usually a gravity bong, where the first hit is most potent.
Dude, I took king's hit off of my buddy's piece and I got so cashed...
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Being the male master of all cocks.
Yo, that guy took 6 at once! He is definitely The Banana King!
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the ultimate. the best. there is no higher.
'did you get the new x-box?' 'oh yes, i played it all nite. it is king tits'
'how's your new guitar?' 'oh it is king tits'
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This recipe requires your cock and three females in the following positions: one on the shaft and the other two on each ball. These females may be referred to by a variety of different names depending on the King’s personal preference. These female references include, but not limited to:
-The three as an ensemble: The Royal Court, The Triforce, or All the King's Women
-The one on the shaft: The Queen, Shaft Slut, or DTP (Deep Throat Professional)
-The two on the balls: The Princesses, Ball Bitch 1&2, or The Stepchildren Minders
WARNING: This maneuver requires careful positioning and planning to maximize enjoyment and prevent injury to any of the heads in the region.
My girlfriend has two really hot friends, but it took months
of waiting and a couple bottles of SoCo “100 proof” before I got my first King's Head
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1) Guys that got stuck on Social Distortion, have tattoo sleeves containing: A spider web, those damn birds? pin up girls, dice, a big heart with a name banner in the middle etc.
2)Guys that want to be tough now because they didn't make it as jocks in high school.
3)Guys that drive piece of crap classic cars that are full of primer because they think it helps support the "image"
4)Guys sporting a greaser hairdo, chuck taylors & dickies.
"There were alot of Rumble Kings at that rockabilly show last night"
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To have a severe case of diarhoea and thus spend a long time on the porcelain throne.
Pete: Dave, why weren't you in work yesterday?
Dave: Sorry mate, had a proper strong vindaloo on Sunday. So I had to be king for a day.
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the delicate art of squatting over your partner while she has plastic wrap over her face and taking a dump.
My girlfriend called me during lunch and asked me where I was. I told her I was at taco bell running burritos in me. She was estatic and begged me to come home for a kings delight.
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