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I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.
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A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.
Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
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when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.
we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.
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A term used when a man goes down south on a woman while she is on her menstrual cycle
I told that fool my aunt was in town but he said baby thats aight we can do the red light special.
I told him thats aight just don't kiss me
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Luke, is all purple light and crappy so he steals images!! hes all lukey
purple light is a tit
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Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile
I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights
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an expression that sean paul fannatics use when they need sumtin. or sumtin said just for kicks!
yo yo! just gimme da book!
JUST GIMME YOUR MOM!
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