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A gay word used by homosexuals. If you use this word, you are truly gay.
Lanbo: Hi Battle hows it going?
Battle: Mud Ru!
Lanbo: Dude, your officially gay...
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A mud facial is when after the act of sodomy the guy then takes his penis and slaps his chick in the face, then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the mess.
Dude last night I met this nasty bitch, she wanted me to do something new to her so I gave her a mud facial!
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When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss
I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet
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When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.
Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.
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When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.
Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.
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When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.
Did you see me give that girl that Chattanooga mud mask
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Defecating directly into another partners rectum and slurping in out.
"I over heard mommy and daddy have a Mississippi mud pie in bed last night, it sure did sound yummy."
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