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An organization in disguise stealing juice.
The Juice Monsters will steal your juice.
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Someone who thinks that Monster Munch are real crisps
Those aren't crisps they are corn snacks you monster munch moron
Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?
Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM
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the biggest bong hit you've ever seen
(Juan-Carlos rips a massívo rip, holds it for like, six seconds, lets out a big huge cloud of smoke)
Ramon- holy frijoles, Juan-Carlos ! that was quite the monster jam ! only now there's none for me, you greedy fuck !
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Very large mound of pubic hair.
Dude, I can barely see your cock under there! Yeah, time to trim the old smoke monster.
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Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
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An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
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