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An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.
Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.
Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.
Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.
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When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
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The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.
Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!
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North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.
"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"
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to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out
i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket
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noun/ adjective:
Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.
'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".
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