hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

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cut hair

"To cut hair" is slang for "to smoke marijuana". The phrase is thought to stem from the practice of shaving one's head in order to pass a hair follicle drug test, though it may possibly be related to alleged hair loss from heavy marijuana use. Also in use, though less common are extrapolations such as "sheared".

1: Hey man, did you get the weed?
2: Yeah, let's go cut hair.

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public hair

Facial hair that resembles pubes.

He need trim his short and curlies off his face, pubes should be private not public hair.

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hair trim

A hair trim is to touch up your hair style; to trim off all the split ends.

Joe thought the term "haircut" in his CPA exam bet meant to only cut one strand of hair.

Joe should have done his homework before entering into the contract as he was mistaking "haircut" for a "hair trim". A haircut is a completely different style or cutting off several inches. See haircut.

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mushroom hair

Mushroom hair is an awful hairstyle popular in the mid 1970's to 1984. It spawned from Vidal Sasoon hairstyles in the 1960's. Many government employees enjoyed this hairstyle. Older black women still sport this style today.

I want mushroom hair just like Tootie on "The Facts of Life."

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secret hairs

the hairs growing out of your dick hole.

"I have way more secret hairs than Eddy does"

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Ass Hair

usually used in slang terms meaning, low life.

loser, dumb ass, retard, ignorant bastard etc.

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