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beyonce is an amazing person. When you first meet a beyonce she’ll be a little shy but it’s okay because shy or not she’s really cute:) if you ever meet a beyonce you should never let her go because you’ll never meet someone like her. She is talented funny and nice :)
person 1: hey greatest person ever in the world
Person 2: do you mean a beyonce :O?
Fictional (hopefully) cocktail made up of a collection of spilled drinks from the dance floors of 'The Osprey' club in Manasquan, NJ. This legendary drink is concocted by no other than the white-haired bouncer/bar back that is seen mopping up floors in the early part of an Osprey night. His sentinel like stealth and proclivity to cleanup is unparalleled along the Jersey Shore. Whether true or not, this mythical tale is believed to be due, in part, by the extremely odd and uneasy beer selection at 'The Osprey', which includes, Corona in a tall boy can, fosters, molson ice, amongst other weird and varied beers of all sizes too large to drink before it warms to a piss-like temperature. The slang term, 'O-slurry' can be used to describe the formed slurry of spilt beverages on any dance floor.
Greg overheard the white-haired bar back saying, "An O-slurry a day keeps me strong and handsome." That's so creepy!
Universal phrase for fringe breakfast item invented at Bismarck State College briefly prior to the end of humanity, consisting of gin and Cheerios™. Named for a popular disbarred anaesthetist.
"I'm a big fracker!", said President Drumpf, after a hearty breakfast of Frank-o's and irradiated Diet Coke.
Orgasm Friday, the Friday before thanksgiving/ holiday season, the last day to cheat before the holidays
My O Friday is set and ready! My last chance to have great sex before I’m stuck with my wife this holiday season.
Place this suffix behind an adjective, so you get a new Noun, which describes the person or the thing, it's meant against. This might sound bad with some adjectives (e.g. attractive (attractivo?)).
James is such a weirdo! (James = weird)
weird / weird-o (suffix)
When someone has poisoned Cheerios and can't control anything! Also when somebody just had too much sugar on their cheerios, or quite possibly caffeine....
Friend 1: I think Dave got another box of Crazy-o's
Friend 2: Yeah he's loosen it!
When someone is being particularly cheugy, you can use this to describe their cheuginess
Damn, she definitely ate a bowl of cheugy-o’s for breakfast this morning