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When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.
1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.
2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"
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A time in a man's life where things start to change, and life is never quite the same agian
AHH crap, i just got the Salad agian!
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when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad
Matt could not order his food because of the smell
Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too
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It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
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when shane and james go into the fridge and see that the lettuce is torn apart which brings tears to our eyes
i went into the kitchen and saw lettuce crying and i said o my god this is a salad massacre
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the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.
Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.
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n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
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