The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.
I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!
When an absolute Danny heed of a mate goes full World Trade Centre in your gaff or the pub and completely wrecks everybody's drinks, smashed the windows, head butts the puggy and still thinks it's cool to go to the bar for another drink.
Franky, code red bro! Ben Smash situation happening at the Commercial in West Calder!!
Bumper cars of death.
“Let’s go watch the smash up durbies!”
A phrase used in TV spots of sm4sh. If there are people angry, you say this phrase and they start to fighting.
A:HEY, THATS MINE!
B:NO, IT'S MINE!
You: Settle it in smash!
*A and B start fighting*
The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "
A word by a YouTuber plainrock124 were we smashes things
Im going to be bored smashing this laptop
the cadbury smash nowadays just puts your brain to mush
(in a scottish accent)