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Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
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The act of a female initiating sex with a male.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"
Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
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A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
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Conversation in the locker room after sports -
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free
Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.