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A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches
Stats are as follows:
Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat
Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!
The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.
You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.
Mitchell: What was it?
John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.
Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.
Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.
A product packaged in such quantity that proper lifting techniques are required to avoid a debilitating injury.
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."
"Where did you get this 'Lift with your legs'-sized tub of cheese balls?"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"
When a white Jewish girl gives a black man a handjob; the variation of colors resembles that of a zebra.
I gave Sagar the tightest baby zebra leg yesterday-he got slut's toothpaste everywhere.
Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.
Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.
It is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and ejaculates (shoots)into the pleasers eye. The Pleaser will then grab their eye. Then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream "argh!!!!" Thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.
me: I was getting some dome and I gave that bitch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!