Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.
Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"
The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.
Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.
Picture patrick star from spongebob but is the most sexiest man alive with a super thiccc ass with a chode-ster and likes to take pics in public
Damn bobby dan just took a pic of me
A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer