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Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.

EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!

by danasp_42 November 10, 2021


Dust Collector

A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust

I myself feel like a complete waste and dust collector.

by subliminal.happiness November 3, 2021


Santa’s sleigh dust

Another line for cocaine.

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.

by Hi007 February 23, 2020


dusting can

A can that holds the propellant that you be sniffing! As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”

As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”

by Creamhead September 7, 2020


de-dust

The act of removing dust from an object.

Man it's been so long since I used that shit, I may need to de-dust it.

by nosfyt July 14, 2023