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Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship
I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick
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Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:
xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-
dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly
man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle
lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!
WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.
dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
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Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.
The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.
Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.
Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
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An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.
"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"
-Overused comment.
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a person you trust with your life. a person you love so much but you've never even met before. a person your so close with, closer to then anyone else. they know more about you then you know about yourself. your best friend in the whole entire world but you've never even met before.
I'm meeting my internet best friend today
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When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad
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A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.
Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.
Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
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