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When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.
I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
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Jubilee line is a song by Wilbur Soot (Your city gave me asthma 2020 full album) which refers to the suicide attempts in London.
X: Hey dude! Are you okay?
Y:Hey, im gonna jubilee line myself.
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Having sex with a girl while she is on her period.
After the Capitals beat the Penguins, he continued to Rock the Red by taking the Red Line to Shady Grove
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Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”
A day to celebrate the art of pick-up lines; where failure and success are both equally celebrated. A day which challenges even the Masters of Pick-Up Lines to be more creative and original, and possibly more riske.
National Pick Up Line Day gave Mag 09, the founders of this treasured holiday, the confidence to try them on everyone they came into contact with.
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Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.
Don't feed me straight lines, young man!
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What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.
Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!
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