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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021


crave max

A type of nicotine device that has high amounts of nicotine in it and many flavors

Bro can I hit that crave max im feining

by WhoMeWhoYOU October 29, 2022


brick-maxxing

Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.

Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing

by XxWifeSmootherxX April 23, 2024


max hulls

a form of depression, idiosity and retardedness that kill anything that goes near it due its uglyness

guy 1= bro that max hulls came

guy 2= wait wtf how many dead people
guy 1 = 97
guy 2= shit

by vektre yt July 1, 2018


Max out

Maxing out is when a guy inserts his penis into a female creating intercourse.

“Yo Bruckwick did you just max out on that big booty chocolate queen?!”

by bigcappa December 5, 2020


Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

by fro99er July 15, 2024


Max hitchcock

Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay

You are a max hitchcock

by Cheesehfhhfjfh October 11, 2021