Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.

The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.