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As a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a "squirter". At the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic assault on the unwilling.
"I saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park I happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole."
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The girl who attempts to present herself as the "best" in every situation regardless of the circumstances. Furthermore, she does so in more than a flirty, but a down right slutty way. When this fails, she falls back on getting obliterated and sleeps with a random male.
"Did you see the way Janice showed up tonight?"
"Ya, now she's leaving with Zac."
"What A Trash Bag!"
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1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.
4) a vaginal cleaner
1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
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Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.
TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.
You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.
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A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags
God, arturo is such a douche bag.
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chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.
After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...
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