Fat Block

Denying women to a fat kid, who would probably have sex with a fat kid. This is similar to cock blocking. This act should be avoided at all costs. Unless you want to be a d-bag. Allow your fat friend to get some, it's a beautiful thing.

This hot chick said that she would have sex with my fat friend, which was awesome, but my other "friend" cut in on the action commiting the sin of Fat Blocking.

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ganja block

I marijuana pipe that can be made out of a small wooden rectangular block, like a Lincoln Log. I won't go into detail about making one, i'm sure you get the idea. You probably won't be able to get more than five days usage out of it though since the wood will eventually burn away.

Andrew: Fuck I left my pipe at home!
Me: Don't worry, lets hit the ganja block.

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1 block 2 block

when two guys (normally gay) decide to not tell their girlfriends what something means

1 block 2 block 3 block. You say it again ill shoot you with a glock

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j block

what ever you want it to be.

wat up j block or where did you get those j blocks.

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cock block

A person who stops you from getting pussy, a piece of ass or punaner.

Hey thanks for attending my wedding."my friend said.
"Thanks, this was all about thanks? Fuck! Your welcome cockblock! I shouted.

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shit block

When you glue yor ass together and try to take a shit but it's blocked by your ass.

"Yo, Louie, why are you so red? Oh, it's because you had another shitblock. dumbass."

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D-Block

Eric Dombrowski aka D-Block Some white kid that thinks he's really cool, but he looks like Clay Aiken. He tries to sleep wit anyone that has a vagina, and afterwards doesnt answer his phone. Pretty much no girl respects him, and he's lovin it. And he touched a jew's boobs when she was sleeping. SHE WAS SLEEPING!!!!!!!! U MOLESTED HER!!!!!!!! your sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. and secretly u like guys, everyone knows that. not that theres anything wrong wit that. gay ppl have feelings too. now go pick up ur fuckin guitar and write a song about ur bf..i mean gf..

Girl"hey, are your friends wit that Eric D-Block kid?"
Guy "Don't think about dating him, he'll ruin your life..just like he did that Catholic girl's...she used to be innocent, now she's spreading her legs for anyone...and damn its nice"

Eric "aahhhhhhhhhhh..u jus got dblockeddddddddd"
girl " i need to tell u somethin...im a guy"
Eric "i knowwwwwwwwwww...woooo...dont tell my hot sister"

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