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The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.
In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket
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When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets
I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league
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Dropping pockets is when cash in your pockets are sagging
"So much money on me i'm dropping pockets"
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Is the glove compartment in your vehicle.
When i was stopped for a traffic violation the Officer asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. So i reach into my car pocket and got my registration and proof of insurance.
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An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.
Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.
Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.
Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.
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When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
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The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.
Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!
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