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poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019


poop scurd

Brown marks left by your poop

I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.

by Cornpoops after breakfast January 7, 2014


Encore poop

When a person takes a poop, gets up, washes and dries their hands and then realizes there is more poop to be dumped, requiring them to sit back down and finish. This may or may not involve a shart just after washing.

I washed my hands after pooping, but had to sit back down for an encore poop.

by bokonon82 March 7, 2018


Pooped Off

The more appropriate term of implying that you are angry or mad during a current situation. Or brought up from a past event.

1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really pooped off!

2) Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.

3) I think I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.

by CalvinLongstockings October 18, 2010


poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.

Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH

by Amongusly September 13, 2021


Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020


Poop Seeker

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.

Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.

by TERDNUGENT December 16, 2011