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Post Blowjob Syndrome

The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.

A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!

by Abdallah Chamas June 13, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


post-onanismic depression

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).

Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.

by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

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post-david era

After the existance of the great being named "David". There are many people named "David" in the world; however, there is just one that can be referenced to greatness. Killioughta, David. Before he came along, most were just ...well, he was a god-send!

Post-David Era was the time of rejoice!

by frying pan April 26, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 5, 2021

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post Disney Syndrome

The 2 months of really really missing Disneyworld after you've returned from Disneyworld. Post dusney syndrome can last from 2 weeks to 2 months. Basically, post disney syndrome is when you have returned from Disneyworld and you start to realy miss the "happiest place on earth". Side effects include wearing a mickey hat during the duration of the syndrome, wearing a pin lanyard aswell, and instead of going out for a fun night with friends, you decide to stay back and watch disney movies by yourself with a bowl of ice cream while being surrounded by the souvenirs the subject picked up. Post disney syndrome is very common and usually happens to adolescents more so than children or grown ups.

Hey, do you think jimmy will come out to Amy's party tonight?

Naa, He has Post disney syndrome he probably will in a good 2 weeks to a month, but he needs some alone time for now

by M&MMMMMMM August 10, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post anal drip

When you're giving her anal, and nut in her asshole. But when you pulled your dick out the nut crawled via the pussy making you a father.

John Queer: bro do you hear about Will yum, he put it in shultiez butt creatong post anal drip.
Ryan Nag: yeah bro, heard he tried killing himsef on a few occasions

by The tip of my nut sack November 22, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


post up

The prepose for making out after a date.

The date went well, I posted up but he had no follow through.

by Matt taylor April 20, 2005

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