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When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.
1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.
2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"
when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad
Matt could not order his food because of the smell
Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too
A time in a man's life where things start to change, and life is never quite the same agian
AHH crap, i just got the Salad agian!
It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
when shane and james go into the fridge and see that the lettuce is torn apart which brings tears to our eyes
i went into the kitchen and saw lettuce crying and i said o my god this is a salad massacre
the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.
Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.
n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.
In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)