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the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 20, 2018


shoe-ing

when u step on someones shoe from behind

Eli: “ha! i just shoed you!”
Olivia: “hey! stop shoe-ing me.”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021


unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner February 1, 2017


Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019


shoe-shoing

To lie about a person, place or thing. To be dishonest in one's approach or beliefs.

Teddy be shoe-shoing about the h03s he's got.

Shoe-shoing is just an old school way to say someone is capping!

by NITTY GRITTY April 21, 2023


sour shoes

Shoes that smell so bad that it’s sour

Ew that smells sour shoes

If you dont clean those you’ll get sour shoes

by Anti Anonymous December 22, 2019


Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.

I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.

by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019