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Pencil Test

Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts

Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.

Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.

1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits

4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags

I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required

by VeryVisionary May 28, 2024


Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 26, 2020


Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023


Just a test

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Just a test.

by Henry690 July 8, 2021


Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

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The FitnessGram™ PACER Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

1: Hey bro guess what?
2: What
3: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
2: Shut the absolute hell up.

by CertainlyAPersonWhoExists February 25, 2024


The Test

The BDSM test every one has to take it least once in there life.

You dude did you take "The Test"

by Imp05 January 15, 2022