Sex

a fucking activity that is all about fucking fucking and giving birth to a fucking failure so they can fuck his fucking future wife who likes to fuck her neighbor and gives birth to a fucking child who isn't even yours.

Man: Lets have fucking sex
Woman: oh fuck yes! lets fucking fuck

(fucks)

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Sex

Something you won’t be able to achieve anytime in your life

You:
Crush:
You: wanna have sex
Crush: ewww no get away from me perv

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sex

the best fuckin thing that can happen to you

wanna come over baby and have sex?

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Sex

Sex is like history
You do it once

And history replays itself

God let’s go back to history class....
Oh so your gonna have sex tonight

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sex

Sex is only for people who want to have offspring. It's stupid to do it for no reason.

What kind of idiot would go around doing such degenerate things like sex!?

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Sex

what i will have with your mom

John : last night i had sex with you mom
Mark : w-what?

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Sex

Sex is a act that give a man a boner the he pees in the girls bum

I had sex with you sister last night.

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