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the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie
Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
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when 3 or more people have to sleep in the same bed do to little sleeping space. just like charlies grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
its cool bro, we bunkin up like willy wonka
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After too many beers lip sinking to a Willy Nelson song.
After winning beer pong he was Dilly Dilly Willy Nilly Silly.
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Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."
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A shit so runny and big that it fills your pants and touches your willy.
That fart followed through so bad he now has Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in his pants.
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Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.
National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!
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