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a person who looks to rip people off in exchanges. This is particularly intended for fantasy sports participants.
Varun's forcing me to give up a top receiver for DeAngelo Williams, what a trade jew!!
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A sickly person, one who is sick all of the time
Mike: Dude John called in sick for work
Mark: Man that guy is such a sun-jew
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One who dabbles in the religion of Judaism as to seem like a nice person, when in fact, they are anti-semetic.
"Ashli do you wanna go jew bashing later?"
"Nah dude, I can't I turned into a Jew Swisher and I have a lot of Torah reading to catch up on before temple on Friday."
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Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.
Gentile 1: "You've got a huge nose and a white guy afro...are you Jewish?"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"
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A special specimen of scorpions living in the desert of Israel. They are green and have really human like heads, looking a lot like the head of a rabbi. They love money. They are said to come from space or alternatively another universe.
Dayum niggah thats one big scorpion jew.
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Someone who is Jewish but doesn't look like it
Guy 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah what about him?
Guy 1: He's a blue Jew
Guy 2: What? He's Jewish?
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