the sweetest, most humble and the most attractive human being in this whole universe.
person: omg I just met a Varun
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He is the love of my life. He is MINE
Varun is mine
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lessons preached by those starry eyed dimwits who fall for the unmatched, smart, witty, intelligent, insightful, intellectual humans named varun
she's a bore ever since she started her varunism
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pussy getter and pipes all the gals in glen waverly
ay thats varun!
person 2: yea that man piped all the gals, and hit a reverse 6 simultaneously in his cricket game.
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The BEST person EVER PERIOD and No one is better than him and he is the baddest man on the planet and can bash anyone even the pound for pound king in a fight
I will never be as awesome as Varun
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To be able to rummage the clitoris.
Michael: Hey man, I wasnโt able to find it!
Varun: I was!
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A born Tarzan, with the blood of the wild. Highly obsessed with large rodents and birds. favors Capybaras and albatrosses.
Surprises people with sudden displays of animal-like behavior
You climbed that gate like a monkey, you're such a Varun.
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